Who needs 'em?

Heart stopping
Jaw Dropping
Makes the ladies knees go knocking
Hair flip
No dip
that on your word's he'll make you trip
headfirst
it's the worst
into love that's like it's cursed
it's rough
I've had enough
of heartbreaker's romantic fluff

Allusions

How sexy am I? I'm sexier than Ashton Kutcher, shirtless in an elevator, speaking french(1), and if you think differently, you have another think coming(2). I'd get so mad i'd levicorpus(3) your butt, and i'd slap you with my red fish AND my blue fish(4). I'd Rick Roll(5) you every chance I got, and smash your stupid shiny silver volvo(6). You may hate me, but this ain't no lie, baby bye bye bye(7)

Love, Actually(8),
Jessica

P.S. I love you (9)

Not So Happy Ending

Those scenes
where you just feel so bad
wanna hug the girl and tell her
"there's a happy ending"
hunched down,
coat over head,
walking in the rain,
Happy Birthday.
Or to see his hand reach out,
and her best friend
takes it as her own
as she see wasted months of waiting
walk away smiling.
The moment after their fight
when she collapses on her bed
and wishes for just one less hurtful word
just one less secret , one less lie,
just one more chance to make it right.
Deny all you want,
movie moments happen to you all the time.
Just not the right ones.

Story Sunday (2 because i messed last weeks)

That's him
Hunched over the desk, hair in eyes
grown out since last haircut.
That's him, in the baggy t-shirt
with the hole in the bottom
cigarette to the fabric, Just to
see it burn.
That's him, eyes blue as the
sky, but no one knows except the
desk. His mind is his own,
doodling onto paper,
he ignores the problems.
Does he not care?
That's him,
hopes and
dreams uncertain just trying to
pass by the day.
He smells of hay and
smoke
the black jacket over his chair
for the walk home.
that's him by the window,
but he doesn't look out, doesn't see
the sky.


There-does that not tell a story?

Luna bars

Everyone hates my boyfriend. Okay, not really, just all my friends. During the 8 months we have been going out, all of them slowly started disliking him...or, in Moniques case, never liked him at all...extreamly bothersome.

Reviews

Luna Bars- Crunchy bars thaat are supposadly "Just for woman" (what happens if a guy eats one?Is he automatically less likely to get voted for? haha, just a little feminism joke there...no, really. Does he grow boobs?) there's a penutbuttery one, nutz over chocolate,a chocolate brownie(my fav-5 out of 5!), white macadamia nut, and others. Personally, I only like the caramel nut brownie one. they are pretty little bars-and better tasting than most power bars.
6 out of 10

Odd inventions

The Incy-Wincy Spider Liberator
Patent : GB2272154 Date : 1994
Inventor: Doughney Edward Thomas Patrick

Who wants lovable spiders to die a gruesome death by drowning? The Incy-Wincy Spider Liberator lets spiders climb out of your tub!

Chindogu is a japanese art of making rediculous products. I'm serious. It must be useful and useless at the same time.You cannot sell them. Want some examples?

Personal Rain Savers

You don't have to buy bottled water anymore!

Butter Stick

I would totally buy this.

People in America make just as stupid things....

Viagra Ring

From 50 to 80 dollars, these hide your viagra pills.

Pimp My Snack

I want to go here so badly....you give them a candy bar, and they recreate it, but way bigger. They even give you the recipe and photos on how they did it

Government

Government is frostrating me. I don't even know why we need to take it unless we want to be part of something political! And......facebook is way too addicting.