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So, I made it. I'm alive. Hard to believe, but still very true. ~one hour later~ lol sorry on video chat~ so.my friend was at a swim meet today. And his girlfriend. AND his ex girlfriend, who he dislikes now......and I'm friends with all of them. awkward. trust me!





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~one day later~

Sorry, kinda fell asleep. Video chat is very annoying when you can't speak and can only hear. Right now I'm making sausage, the best kind:honey brown sugar. But they're being stubborn..not rolling in the right direction.

Good Stories that will never be published:

The Grapes of Math
Albert Weeday, dietitian turned mathmatition, spends his days turning around kid's lifes with fractions-NOT! None of his kids, at school or home, appriciate him. But when one of his beloved students becomes ill with diabetes, he starts sharing what he knows about the human body and health. The kids all become facinated, and learn math along the way. From the author of "weaning myself off chedder whales" comes a coming of age tale about life, loss, and the everyday struggle of humans.

Reviews: "This feel good tale made me laugh, made me cry, and made me regret having that sundae"
"I wish i had a teacher like Mr.Weeday!"

Exert- "Albert looked around. it was a typical Monday morning. Kids were texting under the table, gossiping, or just plain sleeping. He stood up. 'Today, we're going to learn about fractions and multiplying' No responce. Were they all asleep? 'Sooo.....I thought I'd also bring some food into it to make things a little more interesting.' It was like he just announced that he was going to take time off of work to become a part time clown. Most children look incredulous. He went outside and wheeled in a cart. he took out ingrediants, and started printing on the board. 'We are making chicken tetrezzini! So. I want to double the ingrediants in this recipe. How do i do that?' someone called out 'Multiply the fractions by 2!' Albert did so. Stopping at the chicken broth, he said 'Now, look at this. Why do you think I made this broth reduced sodium?' "


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