Summer

The problem with summer:It's either full of fun stuff, or completly boring. There's no happy medium. Today i've called so many people......anyway, on saturday I'm going to my cousins party then a LOBSTER FEST!!!!! OH YEAH BABY!


How to make homemade hair dye-
Take Koolaid and pour it in a bowl. Add a little bit of conditionor, a little will go a long ways. Red turns out red, blue turns out red, purple turns out greenish black, orange turns out orange-red. Anyone want to try? Afterwards, the longer you keep it in, the more permanent it is, and brighter.

How to make homemade face mask-
Add vanilla extract, gelatin, and milk together. Put on face and wait to harden.


i'm playing this nowwww :) fun stuff. http://www.addictinggames.com/gluey-game.html

Itunes

Albums Jessica is uploading to Itunes

Cobra Starship by Cobra Starship
From Under The Cork Tree by Fall Out Boy
Fray by The Fray
All I Ever Wanted by Kelly Clarkson
Infinity on high by Fall Out Boy

If you could ony have one of these, which would it be? I already have tons of FOB, and I have most of the Kelly Clarkson songs n this album. I love Cobra starship; Hot Mess and Good Girls Go Bad are some of my favorite songs. In fact, Hot Mess is my ringtone...


LUL,

Skyeeeee

Another Book No One Would Publish

Greasy Revenge

A father of two with a wonderful life, wonderful job, and the best children ever, Bob Stewert couldn't believe his eyes when he came into the kichen one day to see Macy, his wife, stabbed and lying on the ground, sausages still sizzling on the stove. Not even pausing to eat a sausage, he examines her body. There's a note- "Bring 5 pounds of well cooked sausage to the downtown reservoir, or the same might happen to your kids. If it's not cooked well? Well....we'll see what happens to you." Still grieving over Macy, Bob must try to satisfy the killers and their ever increasing appetite for greasy food.....and blood.

Reviews: "This thriller is bound to keep you on the edge of your seat, and in your kichen!"
"I was afraid to make sausage for weeks after reading this"

Exert- Sweating now, Bob carefully dropped the dough in the deep fryer. Some oil sizzled on his skin, but he didn't care. How could this of happened? He didn't even feel safe in his home anymore...Pulling the funnel cake out, he dropped it on paper towels. Only 99 to go now...after finishing 20, Bob went to daycare to pick up Lana. She was tired out from playing, and slept the whole ride home. He glanced at her every so often in the review mirror. She looked so much like Macy..if anything happened to her, too, Bob was going to go after the killers himself, nevermind the police. After putting Lana to bed, he returned to the kichen to find two guilty looking dogs, and only 7 funnal cakes left. How could the dogs eaten so many? Blood pounded in his ears, coursed through his head. he worked so hard on these...and the dealine was tonight! These dogs were ruining his chance of survival with him and the kids! Picking up a knife, he slowly advanced on the dogs "Sheeba.....Lucky...come here pretty girls...maybe the killers like fried dog..." He dropped the knife. Whoever just took over his body, it wasn't him! he ddn't even hunt. Sliding down to the floor against the cabinet, he cradled his head in his hands. "What kind of monster have they made me?", he whispered horsely.

Itsa About To Go Dooowwwwwn Sista!

So, I made it. I'm alive. Hard to believe, but still very true. ~one hour later~ lol sorry on video chat~ so.my friend was at a swim meet today. And his girlfriend. AND his ex girlfriend, who he dislikes now......and I'm friends with all of them. awkward. trust me!





Great Names For A Band:



About to Go Down

Neverending limit

Sweet sixteen massacre



~one day later~

Sorry, kinda fell asleep. Video chat is very annoying when you can't speak and can only hear. Right now I'm making sausage, the best kind:honey brown sugar. But they're being stubborn..not rolling in the right direction.

Good Stories that will never be published:

The Grapes of Math
Albert Weeday, dietitian turned mathmatition, spends his days turning around kid's lifes with fractions-NOT! None of his kids, at school or home, appriciate him. But when one of his beloved students becomes ill with diabetes, he starts sharing what he knows about the human body and health. The kids all become facinated, and learn math along the way. From the author of "weaning myself off chedder whales" comes a coming of age tale about life, loss, and the everyday struggle of humans.

Reviews: "This feel good tale made me laugh, made me cry, and made me regret having that sundae"
"I wish i had a teacher like Mr.Weeday!"

Exert- "Albert looked around. it was a typical Monday morning. Kids were texting under the table, gossiping, or just plain sleeping. He stood up. 'Today, we're going to learn about fractions and multiplying' No responce. Were they all asleep? 'Sooo.....I thought I'd also bring some food into it to make things a little more interesting.' It was like he just announced that he was going to take time off of work to become a part time clown. Most children look incredulous. He went outside and wheeled in a cart. he took out ingrediants, and started printing on the board. 'We are making chicken tetrezzini! So. I want to double the ingrediants in this recipe. How do i do that?' someone called out 'Multiply the fractions by 2!' Albert did so. Stopping at the chicken broth, he said 'Now, look at this. Why do you think I made this broth reduced sodium?' "


<3,


SKYE

Update time....

HELLLOOOOOOO!

So. I didn't forget about the blog...I swear! So, schools out. I like summer...so much stuff to do! Swim practice in the morning and evening, at least one swim meet per week, teaching lessons like 9 times a week. Teaching kids to save their own lives is great :)I was at the summer swim meet today and my cousins were there and they are sooo cute :D I haven't mentioned this is my blog(much to Rachael delight, I suspect) , but I have a boyfriend....and I'm kinda excited because in one week we will be going out for half a year.

Good Names for a Band

The ionic brain thrusts

Serendipitous trip

The Megalodons

Whoa. I just looked up Megalodons...this is one of their teeth 0.o They were 40 feet long about....that's like......long. Like really long. Like I wouldn't want to swim ever again if I saw one in real life long. But apparently Troy(my boyfriend) wants one...good luck with that, since they died out about 1.5 million years ago...i want cake. There is some downstairs but...I feel like blogging more...but with cake. But I'm too lazy to actually get any. NEW SUBJECT: I think, besides random splurges, I'm going to buy scribblenauts. More on that later..i'll review it if i actually get it!

Luv ya,

o< (hehe fishy) Skye

Revenge.....

Hmm...lets talk about......REVENGE. So...today I learned of a very simple, yet very clever, REVENGE(yes, Im gonna keep capitalizing it) plot. Now....do I let the girl do it? It's bff against bff.....but....I do think the person deserves it....I think i will. MWAHAHAHAHAHA

So guys...New years resolutions? Who's broken them (ME!)

So guys..I made so many new years resolutions...and strangly...i manged to do some! Which is actually kinda scaring me. And then...there are the ones you know you can't do.....but for some reason, you put them down. So for new years, i went to Mary Kates house, head the fireworks, but never saw them....
Homework: why didnt i find out until today there was a book report??
Social life: loving Tay for being afraid for me b/c of stranger danger
Love life:sooo looking up
jerks:saw a different side of one....kinda made me sad.
hair: FINALLY got this shampoo necessary for survival
family:my name is optimus prime :)